I’m Stumped.

Welp, here it is, December 1st. Again. And to kick off December, Mother Nature decided to tease the puppers with a little overnight snow.

Not enough to make a snowman, mind you (unless it’s a really small one), but it’s something, anyway – and makes for nice views on the Ring cameras.

Speaking of, I’ve added another new Ring camera, and I have yet another one on order, which I intend to do something…interesting with. You’d think having cameras all around the house, yard and barn would be sufficient, but evidently, it isn’t. I also added a Ring solar step light on the deck, and it’s awesome. It’s motion-activated, and when it detects motion, the cameras start recording. I dig this Ring stuff, and the new features they’ve added to the app makes it that much better.

I also added 4 strands of rope lights on the deck on my bedroom, controlled automagically (naturally) with a Kasa outdoor smart plug. Works great, just like all my other Kasa bulbs and plugs. When I have the time, I’ll need to get into IFTTT and make them do some really neat things.


OK, maybe not that neat.

In other shopping and chore-related news, I splurged and ordered…a stump grinder (you have my permission to swoon). If that doesn’t impress you, I don’t know what will. Hiring someone to grind stumps is stupidly expensive (trust me, I’ve done it before), so eventually, the cost-benefit analysis dictates just buying the tool versus renting the person, even if the tool is also stupidly expensive. I have at least a dozen stumps right now I need to deal with, and I suspect it’s going to be an awesome workout, as long as I don’t cut my leg off or something (the perils of working alone, I guess). One thing I’ll have to figure out is how to move it (it weighs close to 300 pounds). It has a hitch adapter, so I could tow it with the Jeep, but around the yard, the tractor should suffice, so I’ll need to see if a standard ball-hitch will fit the tractor bumper mount (and I suspect it will – but if not, I’m actually pretty smart). I have a spare ball hitch anyway; the old one from before I lifted the Jeep.

Of course, I’ve been looking for an excuse to buy an ATV, so there’s that. I mean, I was prepared to buy a dirt bike back in October for no reason (kinda), so buying an ATV when I have a reason – towing my fancy stump grinder – doesn’t seem that far-fetched. Plus, an ATV would make building my tentative campsite out in the woods much easier.

Anyway, I also bought a new gas-powered leaf blower-leaf vacuum combo over the weekend, because of course I did. I have an electric one (Addendum: Two electric ones; I found my other one – anyone want it? I certainly don’t need two of them.), which is better than nothing, and two old gas-powered ones. One of those is just Tango-Uniform, and the other kinda works, but weighs a ton (it’s probably 30 or more years old), and just not that great. The new one is powerful, lightweight, and can vacuum and mulch leaves or blow them. That’s some real Star Trek shit right there. Regardless, yay, chores, and Merry Christmas to me – I always get myself the best gifts. And that’s good, because it’s not like anyone else is going to. I completely understand why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog.

Speaking of Mr. Grinch, I did get my trees set up. My amazing Grinch tree from last year, and my Charlie Brown tree (see a theme here?). I had intended to get my projection lights done in the backyard as well, but I need long outdoor extension cords for that, and I…need to go buy some, I guess. It’s always something.

So, ramping up to Christmas and then NAMM. Ugh, holidays. Although for the first time in recent memory, my Thanksgiving wasn’t terrible. It was actually pretty good. Of course, it didn’t last; it never does. At least my life is consistent, and I’ve got Hulu (just resubscribed) and Ninja Sex Party to entertain me.